A BOY IN A MANS WORLD - LYRICS YOU STINK BUT I LOVE YOU I hate the way you act, and i hate the way you smell. I hate the way you look girl, cause you just look like hell You make me sick - Way Oh, Way Oh, Way Oh, You make me sick, you really stink girl You make me sick - Way Oh, Way Oh, Way Oh, You make me sick, but I love you. I hate your polyester pant-suits, and your greasy hair. And that stuff between your braces, and your hairy derierre. You make me sick - Way Oh, Way Oh, Way Oh, You make me sick, you really stink girl You make me sick - Way Oh, Way Oh, Way Oh, You make me sick, but I love you. When I got you in my backseat, and I tried to make my move. I had to roll down all the windows to keep my face from turning blue. You make me sick - Way Oh, Way Oh, Way Oh, You make me sick, you really stink girl You make me sick - Way Oh, Way Oh, Way Oh, You make me sick, but I love you. BATMAN Thought you were smart, you bought a whore. Then came Batman through the door. Instead of f*ckin that stupid slut, you got 8 inches up your butt. Batman! Thought you were smart, you bought a whore. Then came Batman through the door. Instead of f*ckin that stupid slut, you got 8 stitches up your butt. Batman! Batman the Buttripper, use your butt like a can-opener, Batman the Buttripper, use your butt like a can-opener, man. SOMEDAY Get outta the way you lazy bum, I got work to do. It's 6 o'clock get up we're late, I'll slam you in the head, you do that again. Someday, all of this will be yours. Someday, all of this will be yours. I've busted my ass for 20 years, and this is the thanx I get? Club Med twice a year, a condo? A new car?! Someday, all of this will be yours. Someday, all of this will be yours. Get outta the way you lazy bum, I got work to do. It's 6 o'clock get up we're late, I'll slam you in the head, you do that again. Someday, all of this will be yours. Someday, all of this will be yours. Someday, all of this will be yours. Someday, all of this will be yours. HOMOSEXUAL (The words are nonsense) REAGAN KNEW Why don't you stop lying and just tell us the truth? Why don't you stop lying and just tell us the truth? Why don't you stop lying and just tell us the truth? Why don't you stop lying and just tell us the truth? Reagan knew, Reagan knew, Ron told North just what to do. Our Government lied, to hide the truth. Ron told Ollie, "We'll shred the truth" Oliver North was set-up, and all of congress knew it. Yea, Ollie North was set-up, and guess who made him do it? Mr. President I know you knew. Do you think I'm as dumb as you? A word to the wise, Oh what should we do? Take that shredder and throw Ronnies ass through! Why don't you stop lying and just tell us the truth? Why don't you stop lying and just tell us the truth? Why don't you stop lying and just tell us the truth? Why don't you stop lying and just tell us the truth? LANDSCRAPERS Oh my god holy jeepers, what are you f*ckin nuts? It's so early, what are you trying to do, I'll take those hedgeclippers, and cut your dick in two. Oh my god holy jeepers, what are you f*ckin nuts? It's so early, what are you trying to do, I'll take those hedgeclippers, and cut your dick in two. Well, hey bud, how'd you sleep? "I got woked up by them pesky landscrapers!" Well hey bud, why don't you mow your own lawn. Oh my god holy jeepers, what are you f*ckin nuts? It's so early, what are you trying to do, I'll take those hedgeclippers, and cut your dick in two. Why am I, and who am I to say? that I should be woken up this way. All the other kids sleep late and say - Na Na, Na Na Na, Na Na, Na Na Na, Oh my god holy jeepers, what are you f*ckin nuts? NEVER AGAIN I'm closing up shop. This is my shop. And I'm locking my doors. They're my doors. Won't let you inside, on my side. I'm locking my doors once more. Never again, will this happen to me. Never again, I won't let it. Never again, will this happen to me. Never again, I won't let it. I'm closing up shop. This is my shop. And I'm locking my doors. They're my doors. Won't let you inside, on my side. I'm locking my doors once more. Never again, will this happen to me. Never again, I won't let it. Never again, will this happen to me. Never again, I won't let it. I'm closing up shop, And locking my doors. Won't let you inside no more. Cause never again will this happen to me. Never again I won't let it. I'm closing up shop. This is my shop. And I'm locking my doors. They're my doors. Won't let you inside, on my side. I'm locking my doors - once more. DEATH BY CHOLESTER0L Death by cholesteroil Death by cholesteroil Eggs, bacon, Crisco, butter, these will make your heart stutter. Eggs, bacon, Crisco, butter, these will make your heart stutter. Just another noise song, to fill up space. Cause we're not creative enough to write real songs. I'm John's heart. And if you don't stop soon, I'm gonna die. P.T.L I know there's people out there, and things just keep lookin worse and worse for you. One step up and three steps back, You're in a dead end with no reverse. Well I'm here to tell you that there is Help, Hope, and Happiness on the way! And we ask nothing of you... (well almost) We want your money, money, money, money, money, money, We need your money, money, money, money, money, money, We want it. We need it. We got it. We seen it. "My dog needs a new dog house, Tammy's a firm believer in Lucratisim, No substitutions, only your contributions!" "I've sinned against you my wife, I've sinned against you my lord, But more importantly- Where are my cue cards!" Economic suicide, well hell if this is Christianity I feel bad for God. Engulfing up our nations pride, I guess they're just too dumb to realize, They want your money! If this is so-called loyalty, I guess your just as lame as they, but not me, not me, no not me. A BOY IN A MAN'S WORLD Could you? You could never, stop this world from turning for the better. And can't you? Can't you see? This world is run on tricks held up a sleeve. Could you? I say could you see yourself going of to war, in World War Three? I'm just a boy, I'm not a man. I'm just a boy in a man's world. Would you? Would you believe? When the government says, "Hey boy, it's time to leave! Why can't you, wake up today? And see there's nothing fun about these games they play. Could you? I say could you see? yourself going of to war, in World War Three? I'm just a boby, I'm not a man. I'm just a boy in a man's world. Slow down. It's a nuclear meltdown. I'm just a boy, I'm not a man. I'm just a boy in a man's world. LITTLE PIGS "In the beginning there was wolf, and then there was pig. Wolf was the natural enemy of pig. (and this was good) And so our story begins." Little pigs, little pigs, let me in! Not by the hair of my chinny, chin, chin! Then I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll blow your house in! I am the big bad wolf and there will be no badder, All the pigs is doing, is makin me madder. Some A1 steak sauce, and some Saucy Susan, will make them know the reason. They're losing their lives. Little pigs, little pigs, let me in! Not by the hair of my chinny, chin, chin! Then I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll blow your house in! Huffin' and a puffin, puffin and a huffin, keeps me thinkin about Stove Top stuffing. I could wait for mumfths, and I could wait for years. I could see myself chewing on those little pigs ears. ALL'S COOL How can you be, crying all the time. When you know things ain't so bad. Where we've not gone, and where we've not been. Makin' it baby ain't judged by the car you're in. All is cool, on the western front. All is cool, on the western front. solo Don't ever say you want, you never ever want. Don't ever say you want to be open with me. You say you want to see, your never gonna see. Until you close your eyes and listen to me. All is cool, on the western front. All is cool, on the western front. BIG FREEZE Do you know hurt? Really know? Cause I see him when I wake, And he's waiting there for me. Crushing down, I'm freezing- Deeper in a hole everyday. Cause the mountains just too big. Through and through, it's loud and hard. Through and through, Takes no days off and no holidays. I've done my all and come up against my final last wall. Can't you see in these eyes? From the long long winter of the big freeze, you felt it. Tell me you felt it- tell me I'm not alone, please. Please I'm not alone. Cause it's the big freeze, a different kind of cold. Cause it's the big freeze, a different kind of cold. WHASKY WABBIT Shhhhhhhh.... be wery, wery, quiet. It's whasky wabbit season you know. Dem bones, dem bones, dem whasky wabbit bones. Bones! Bones! Dem whasky wabbit bones. Well who knows? The whasky wabbit knows. And it shows, just look at her nose.