1. This Ain't Workin' 2. Short Attention Span 3. Messed Up 4. Jail 5. I've Got a Plan 6. You Know 7. Why Can't You Be More Like Your Picture 8. You're Gonna Get It 9. Carter Farmer 10. Straightman 11. You Smoke and I Eat Meat 12. Fucked Up 13. Aint' Been Helpin (Bonus EP) 14. Break of Dawn (Bonus EP) 15. Get It (Bonus EP) 16. I've Seen Better Days (Bonus EP) 17. Michelle Nicole (Bonus EP)

FIVE GUYS - CREDITS chris milnes - vocals john milnes - drums hinge - guitars bill bergmann - bass kevin powers - keys, b3 TRACKS 13-17 Chris Milnes - Vocals John Milnes - Drums Kevin Powers - Guitar & Keys Bill Bergmann - Bass Recorded at Showplace Studios, NJ. Mixed at River Sound NYC. Engineered and Mixed by Patch. Assisted at River by Tony Gonz Assisted at Showplace by: Rick Deardorff Masterdisk by: Howie Weinberg TRACKS 13-17 Recorded Blue Moon Studios, NJ Mixed at Big Blue Meenie Studios Produced by Mucky Pup Engineered by Mucky Pup

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1. Caddy Killer 2. Woody 3. Bushpigs 4. Batman 5. U R Nothing 6. Mr. President 7. Reagan Knew 8. Death By Cholesterol 9. Landscrapers 10. Baby 11. Three Dead Gophers 12. I Know Nobody 13. The Skinheads Broke My Walkman 14. Please Don't Burn the Johnson 15. P.T.L 16. Little Pigs 17. Hippies Hate Water 18. U-Stink-But-I-Love-U

Credits Chris Milnes - Vocals John Milnes - Drums Dan Nastasi - Guitar Dave Neabore - Bass Kevin Powers - Keyboards Post Production Mixed by - Bill Klatt Photos - John Ricard Cover Photo - Axel Jusseit Recorded Live - April 11th, 2009

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1. This Ain't Workin' 2. Short Attention Span 3. Messed Up 4. Jail 5. I've Got a Plan 6. You Know 7. Why Can't You Be More Like Your Picture 8. You're Gonna Get It 9. Carter Farmer 10. Straightman 11. You Smoke and I Eat Meat 12. Fucked Up

CREDITS chris milnes - vocals john milnes - drums hinge - guitars bill bergmann - bass kevin powers - keys, b3 All songs by C. Milnes except "short attention span" by: Hinge/C.Milnes All bass except "messed up" and "f*cked up" by Joe Mama All photos by Dan Muro Mucky records/SPV Recordings (085-44022-P Europe) Recorded at Showplace Studios, NJ. Mixed at River Sound NYC. Engineered and Mixed by Patch. Assisted at River by Tony Gonz Assisted at Showplace by: Rick Deardorff Mastered at Masterdisk by: Howie Weinberg

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LINER NOTES
"We made these recordings during our '93 tours of Europe. This CD was our answer to the bad bootlegs that have been circulating. We included all the fun cool things that we like about our shows. There are also some studio cover songs we never released before. "Darling Nikki" - by Prince and "Nothing Can Come Between Us" - by Sade. Just remember it's not meant to be an audiophile recording - it's a band playing, drinking and having fun in the clubs of Europe."

1. Intro 2. Hippies Hate Water 3. 3 Sides 4. Band Intro 5. Deja Vu 6. Summertime 7. Baby 8. Such A Surge 9. Junkie Eyes 10. Green Jelly Sux 11. 3 Little Pigs 12. Skinheads 13. P.T.L. Intro 14. P.T.L. 15. E.V.S. Says Hi 16. E.V.S. Is God 17. Batman 18. Bass Solo 19. U Stink But I Love You 20. Soupy Goes Off 21. Outro 22. Skinheads (Demo) 23. Darling Nikki 24. Nothing Can Come Between Us

CREDITS Chris Milnes - Vocals EVS - Guitar Glen Cummings - Guitar Marc D. Baker - Bass Kevin Powers - Drums Jerry Botte - addl. Vocals Mucky Records / SPV 084-89-222 (Europe Only Release) CD/Cass. Recorded all over Europe 1993 Compiled and Edited at: Showplace Studios NJ.

LINER NOTES
"This record took a turn away from the funny pop of the past to the more aggressive, emotional, and angry. I Think it's because I/we went thru some bad stuff. Like Luke, we fell to the dark side. No videos just tour, tour, tour. Played Prague, but still never made it to the west coast (of America). Go figure."

. Own Up For What You Say 2. Junkie Eyes 3. Three Sides 4. Beautiful People 5. Mountain Song 6. The TVs On Fire 7. Deja Vu 8. Two Little Men 9. If Wishes Were Fishes 10. Confessions 11. Mountain Song 2 12. Darkwave Sleeps

CREDITS Chris Milnes - Vocals Chris Milnes - Vox, Guitar John Milnes - Guitar Marc D. Baker - Bass Kevin Powers - Drums Century Media Records 7758 2 Recorded 1991 at: Showplace Studios NJ. Produced by Chris Milnes Engineered and mixed by: Ben Elliott

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LINER NOTES
"This was our first of two records for Century Media Records. They (CMR) had just signed The Cro-Mags and at the time it seemed like a good idea. We made videos for "mr. hand" and "freakin'" neither of which ever aired in the U.S.

You might notice the back of the CD box has the same art as the LP. Hence "SIDE A" numbered 1-6 and "SIDE B" 1-6. The odd thing is - there aren't two sides to a CD.

We also did a whole bunch of great tours with Carter the Unstoppable Sex Machine . Their audience always does this chant of "You Fat Bastard" so when they come and see us opening the show they were just Too, Too happy. All was pretty cool till the Brixton Academy. The show was sold out long before we were invited to play so the crowd was not so enthused to see us. Let's just say we were glad that the beer was served in plastic cups and not bottles. The stage was basically a "slip and slide" of beer. And the chant of "You Fat Bastard" was louder than the P.A. So in retaliation I took my clothes off. Junior got a pretty serious 220 volt shock from the bass amp not being grounded properly. After he came back from the hospital we all had a good laugh. Most of the other shows went much better. really they did.... really I swear."

1. Mucky Pumpin' Motion 2. Summertime 3. Angry Song 4. Lonely As Me 5. Gotta Go 7. I Am 8. Freakin' At The Peep Show 9. Please Don't Burn The Johnson 10. Understand 11. The Skinheads Broke My Walkman 12. Blowtorch

CREDITS Chris Milnes - Vocals John Milnes - Drums Dan Nastasi - Guitar Junior- Bass Kevin Powers - Keys Century Media Records 7731 2 Recorded 1990 at: Showplace Studios NJ. Produced by Chris Milnes Engineered and mixed by: Bill Klatt

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LINER NOTES
"By this time we were touring our collective asses off and lovin'it. We did shows with Primus, The Red Hot Chili Peppers, Murphy's Law, Bad Brains, 24-7, Scatterbrain, etc. The video for "hippies..." was by far our best video but was never aired. The cover photo shoot was done with a 10ft x 10ft piece of 1 inch plate glass. We all know Plexiglass would scratch) This sheet of glass was over 500 pounds and a pain in the ass to move, so after the shoot we smashed it with the back of a hammer and it collapsed into an easily sweepable pile of nuggets. $1200 of plate glass nuggets. This was our last record for Torrid and Roadrunner Records. We also found a manager. finally."

1. Hippies Hate Water 2. Three Dead Gophers 3. Jimmies 4. Baby 5. She Quieffed 6. Feeling Sick 7. A Headbanger's Balls & 120 Minutes 8. My Hands, Your Neck 9. Face 10. Hotel Penitentiary 11. Mucky Pumpin' Beat 12. I Know Nobody 13. Walkin With The Devil 14. Yesterdays 15. To Be Lonely 16. Hippies Hate Water (LIVE) 17. Baby (LIVE)

CREDITS Chris Milnes - Vocals John Milnes - Drums Dan Nastasi - Guitar Marc D. Baker - Bass Recorded 1989 at Quantum Studios Jersey City, NJ. Produced by Bill Klatt and Chris Milnes Engineered by Bill Klatt Photography by Dan Muro

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LINER NOTES
"We won a Bloom County Comic Song Writing contest with the song U-Stink-But-I-Love-U. (view comic strip) A 7-inch of that song appeared in the million selling book "billy and the boingers bootleg". YAHOO! It was after this record that we started touring, touring in Europe to be specific. We actually still play a lot of the songs from this record. Nelson Decastro, who did the cover art, now works at Marvel Comics. The video for U-Stink... featured lots of girls from Staten Island and lots of dead fish. It was shown on MTV's Headbangers Ball by Adam Curry exactly twice. Truth."

1. You Stink But I Love You 2. Batman 3. Someday 4. Homosexual Violinist 5. Reagan Knew 6. Landscrapers 7. Never Again 8. Death By Cholesterol 9. P.T.L. (We Want You Money) 10. A Boy in a Man's World 11. Little Pigs 12. All's Cool 13. Jam It 3:05 14. Whasky Wabbit 15. Big Freeze 16. Little Pigs (intro - LIVE) 17. Little Pigs (LIVE) 18. P.T.L. (LIVE) 19. P.T.L. (intro - LIVE) 20. You Stink But I Love You

CREDITS Chris Milnes - Vocals John Milnes - Drums Danny Nastasi - Guitar Dave Neabore - Bass Recorded 1988 at: Nevessa Productions NY. Produced by: Chris Andersen and Mucky Pup Engineered by: Chris Andersen

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LINER NOTES
"In 1986 while playing a show at the Paramus Roller Rink (with rock gods Trixter) I think it was a Battle-O-The-Bands, well anyway, someone from Torrid Records saw us. Some weeks later we signed a deal. Basically we did this record as we were graduating high school. When looking back at this CD I can only say one thing - everyone's gotta start somewhere."

1. Knock Knock 2. Nazichizm 3. Caddy Killer 4. M.B. (The Ballad of the Moron Bros.) 5. Innocent's 6. Daddy's Boy (Theme Song) 7. F.U.C.K. 8. U.R. Nothing 9. A.I.D.S. 10. Life 4 Def 11. Laughing in Your Face 12. Woody 13. Bushpigs 14. Mr. Prezident 15. I.R.S. 16. Shmbluh

CREDITS Chris Milnes - Vocals John Milnes - Drums Dan Nastasi - Guitar Scott LePage - Bass Recorded June - July 1987 at Fox Studios NJ. Produced by C.Milnes and S.LePage Engineered by Bill Klatt

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